Holy (insert catchphrase here), Batman!

Posted in Updates, horrifying by rachael on November 4, 2009

I REALLY need to start blogging regularly again. I’m sure you all think I’ve up and died or something. So, shall I just jump right into it?

We spent last weekend in Houston for my baby sister’s 18th birthday. I still can’t get over the fact that I vividly remember Granny taking Mama to the hospital on Halloween night, and David freaking the fuck out because he thought we weren’t going to get to Trick-or-Treat. Our babysitter wound up taking him, for some reason I stayed home… I was too worried and excited to worry about stupid old candy when my baby SISTER would be there soon anyways! So then Granny brings Mama home with Sarah, a tiny, pink, perfect little thing. The first time I held her was just over 18 years ago, and it was one of the best feelings in the world second to holding my own two babies for the first time. My sister was perfect then, and she’s perfect now. She’s beautiful inside and out, and I’m grateful to be her big sissy. :)

We also got to see Grandma, Cameron, Laurie, Carmen and Ronnie. It was nice. I got pictures of all of the kids in their costumes, and got some REALLY cute ones of Jack and Carmen. They’re on the “company” laptop right now, and I accidentally left the charger for it at Mama’s, so I can’t get them. DAMMIT!

The “company laptop” came from Cameron and Laurie, we’re buying it from him for $200. It’s one of those little bitty ones, and I love it! I’ll be using it for Cantrell Creek business. It’s perfect for showing people their photos right at the shoot instead of printing proofs and waiting two weeks for them to get them in the mail and order.

We still need to get our DBA before we can actually operate under the name though, and that’s close to $200. I’m thinking of asking everyone to donate for christmas :) For that or a tablet to make retouching easier, not sure!

The girls are doing really good, they’re getting big. They’re also full out lesbian rats, which I find hilarious and Hollie finds horrifying. DCon is the aggressor… she flips Orrie over and goes to town, it’s excrutiatingly funny!

In more disturbing news, my children have worms in their asses. Yes, the Wolfe household has been hit with pinworms. Hunter was absolutely MORTIFIED when we found this out. He came to us complaining that his rear was itching and burning, so after a few serious questions I decided that maybe I needed to have a quick look. (He’s eight years old and in pain, I shouldn’t even have to defend this, but you never know what crackhead people will say.) So he bends over and spreads ‘em, and I hold my breath and take a peek… and see a tiny white WORM trying to crawl BACK UP HIS BUTT.

Can you say “Heart Attack”?

Jack has also been itching his butt a lot, so I can almost guarantee that’s what’s going on with him, too. I keep telling Hunter not to run around outside barefooted, that he’s gonna get ringworm or worse, WORMS IN HIS BUTT. Did he listen? No. And now he’s got them creeping out to lay their nasty little wormy eggs in his crack at night, and they itch like crazy. Should’a listened, right?

I shouldn’t really be shocked about this, I don’t know HOW many times I had them as a kid. Hell, I’ve had them in my adult life a few times. Finally learned to wear shoes when I go outside, and to wash my hands after touching other people’s shit.

So we have doctor’s appointments for friday, since they don’t sell the otc shit for it in our area anymore.

I guess that about sums up the goings on around here lately, not much to report.

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