Non Compos Mentis

Tied to a bed with a velociraptor? Jeez…

Posted in Survey/Quiz Results by rachael on January 22, 2009

I could survive for 1 minute, 28 seconds

is how long I’d last chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor.

chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptorI can’t get the actual quiz results to show up, so click my time and take the quiz. pretty funny. :)

Bender!

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

Greed: Medium
Gluttony: Medium
Wrath: Medium
Sloth: High
Envy: Low
Lust: Medium
Pride: Very Low

The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com

You Should Call Your Boobs “Thunder & Lightning”

Sexy!

Your Cute Monster Says Your Inner Demon is Depression

You are both a realist and an idealist. You’re able to see the world as it is – and how it could be.

You dream big, and you never give up on your beliefs. You have big plans.

Sometimes you build things up in your head.

People think you’re cute because you’re determined. You’re a fighter, and that’s charming.

Wow, that one is actually right on the money. : /

You Are Stalking

You tend to be very obsessive. Once you focus your attention on something or someone, it’s all you think about.

You are also very secretive. People don’t know much about the life that you lead.

You are attracted to weak people. You may want to prey on them, but you also may just want to help them.

You need attention, and you can get desperate if you aren’t getting attention from the right person. You’ll do about anything to get noticed.

Your Last Words: “I can pass this guy.”

And then you die.

You Are 76% Bipolar

You’re more than moody – you’re a bit unstable.

If your mood swings are effecting your life, you may need to seek help.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHA!!!

You Find Some Parts of Your Family Frightening

You like to persuade your family that you are right about things. You like to be the leader in your family.

You feel like your family is prone to too many arguments and instability. You never feel like things can be completely peaceful.

You believe that one of your relatives is truly evil. You wish to be protected from this person at all costs.

You tend to be the rock in your family. You support everyone in their times of need, and they take your advice seriously.

Wow…

After those last few, that’s enough for today I think.

: /

The Ultimate About Me survey…

Posted in Survey/Quiz Results by rachael on May 10, 2007

*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*

    Basics:

Name:
rachael

Date of Birth:
4/29/1982

Birthplace:
houston, texas

Current Location:
kilgore, texas

Eye Color:
blue

Hair Color:
black

Height:
5 feet 4 inches

Heritage:
I’m american… what else matters?

Piercings:
tongue

Tattoos:
butterfly. Hope to get more.

    Favourite:

Band/Singer:
pearl jam / system of a down

Song:
just breathe – Ana Nalick (think I spelled that right…)

Movie:
this week? Silent Hill

Disney Movie:
Cars. or was that pixar?

TV show:
LOST

Color:
black

Food:
blueberry muffins

Pizza topping:

black olives & parmesan cheese

Ice-Cream Flavor:
peanut butter

Drink (alcoholic):
od-ka :)

Soda:
dr pepper

Store:

michael’s / hobby lobby

Clothing Brand:
i wear what’s cheapest.

Shoe Brand:
same as above.

Season:
fall

Month:
october

Holiday/Festival:
halloween

Flower:

moonflower

Make-Up Item:

eyeliner… black… lots of it :)

Board game:
thinkblot. It’s fun.


    This or That

Sunny or rainy:
rainy, unless I have to drive.

Chocolate or vanilla:

chocolate.

Fruit or veggie:

veggies

Night or day:
night, unless, again, I’m driving

Sour or sweet:
sweet

Love or money:
money. I’ve done the love thing, now I wanna be rich :)

Phone or in person:

in person

Looks or personality:
personality

Coffee or tea:

tea, unless its espresso

Hot or cold:

cold

    Your:

Goal for this year:
lose 20 more pounds

Most missed memory:
there are too many to pick just one.

Best physical feature:
my blue eyes

First thought waking up:
dammit.

Hypothetical personality disorder:
haha… hypothetical?

Preferred type of plastic surgery:
tummy tuck, breast reduction

Sesame street alter ego:
grover! i loves grover!

Fairytale alter ego:

miss muffet. i hates spiders.

Most stupid remark:
oh god… everytime i open my mouth?

Worst crime:
ask stacey about walmart :P

Greatest ambition:
to be a veterenarian

Greatest fear:
losing my family.

Darkest secret:
ha, like i’ll tell you…

Favorite subject:
biology was fun. and german.

Strangest received gift:
a rabbit’s fur coat.

Worst habit:
biting my nails, smoking.

Do You:

Smoke:
didn’t i just tell you that?

Drink:
yes

Curse:
yes

Shower daily:
no

Like thunderstorms:
yes

Dance in the rain:
yes

Sing:
yes

Play an instrument:

no

Get along with your parents:

yes

Wish on stars:

yes

Believe in fate:

yes

Believe in love at first sight:

yes

Can You:
Drive:
yes

Sew:
yes

Cook:

yes,

Speak another language:
semi-sorta

Dance:
yes, but should i?

Sing:
yes, same as above

Touch your nose with your tongue:
yes :D

Whistle:
no

Curl your tongue:
yes

    Have You Ever:

Been Drunk:
duh…

Been Stoned/High:

yes. i’m seriously allergic. ask my mom.

Eaten Sushi:

yes

Been in Love:
yes

Skipped school:
yes

Made prank calls:

yes

Sent someone a love letter:

yes

Stolen something:

yes

Cried yourself to sleep:

yes, many times.

    Other Questions:


What annoys you most in a person?

arrogance

Are you right or left handed?

right-dominant, but lefty too :) ambidexterous

What is your bedtime?
whenever i fall to the floor, exhausted

Name three things you can’t live without:

dr peppers, marlboros, and oxygen

What is the color of your room?

white… with b&w photos everywhere

Do you have any siblings?

yes… newly re-totaled to 9

Do you have any pets?

yes, two. hank, a cat, and jake, a dog

Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?
no.

What is you middle name?
anne

What are you nicknames?

rachie, rach

Are you for or against gay marriage?
COMPLETELY FOR. get over it.

What are your thoughts on abortion?
uneccesary. i can’t have anymore babies, and people are killing thiers. :(

Do you have a crush on anyone?

nope. don’t you outgrow that?

Are you afraid of the dark?

no

How do you want to die?

on top of johnny depp :)

What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?
two? what kind of wierd ass question is that?

Would you take a bullet for the one you love?
yes.

What is the last law you’ve broken?
i turned without using my blinker? i dunno.


    In a Member of the Opposite Sex:

Hair color:
black

Eye color:
blue/green

Height
tall

Weight
not too skinny, not to big.

Most important physical feature:

tatoos and piercings :)

Biggest turn-off
arrogance

http://www.pimpsurveys.com/view-survey.php?id=737

The Brutally Honest Personality Test

Posted in Survey/Quiz Results by rachael on January 4, 2007

How will you do?

Loner – ISFP 26% Extraversion, 33% Intuition, 26% Thinking, 40% Judging
Ahh…the sweet serenity. The utter perfection of all creation. The wondrous beauty of nature. The sweet sparrow singing along in the great orchestra we call life…WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You’re the type of person people always love to mock because they don’t believe there’s anyone ACTUALLY like you.Do realise that you ostracise people with your behaviour or is it all subconscious? You’re so quiet and reserved it’s almost impossible to get to know you well, and when someone finally does, all you want to talk about is grace and beauty and harmony!

Ugh. Sure, you “genuinely care for others” and all that rubbish, but when it boils right down to the basics you take life far too seriously.

Throughout the entire test, I bet you were searching for “further clarification and hidden meaning” so that you might improve your pitiful life. And woe and behold if it betrayed your intense values system!

You need to STOP smelling the daisies. Believe it or not, logic does have a place in this world…imbecile.

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

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The other personality types are as follows…

PushoverIntroverted Sensing Feeling Judging

CriminalIntroverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

BorefestIntroverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Almost PerfectIntroverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

FreakIntroverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

LoserIntroverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

CrackpotIntroverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

ClownExtraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

SapExtraverted Sensing Feeling Judging

CommanderExtraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Do GooderExtraverted Sensing Thinking Judging

ScumbagExtraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

BusybodyExtraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

PrickExtraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

DictatorExtraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on Intuition
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You scored higher than 99% on Thinking
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You scored higher than 99% on Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test